Dec
14th
Sun
14th
Nov
8th
Sat
8th
Bacon Scarf!
what i’m knitting my boyfriend for christmas! hardest knitting project i’ve ever undertaken.
(becca, i’m posting this for you)
Oct
10th
Fri
10th
Wooster Collective: The "Village Pet Store And Charcoal Grill" Opens in New York City
i’ve never been jazzed about banksy until now. i might have to check this out this weekend.
Sep
23rd
Tue
23rd
why i keep AIM around
- rachel: my dick is so big carrie bradshaw dated it on and off for six seasons before eventually marrying it
- me: my dick is so big that when i lost my virginity i created the universe
- rachel: my dick is so big it went platinum
- me: my dick is so big that its work has been translated into forty-six languages and it has been invited to speak at many prestigious universities
- me: my dick is so big it has an entourage of smaller dicks that follow it around and get its coffee
- rachel: my dick is so big peter jackson had to make it a trilogy to fit in all the important plot points
- rachel: my dick is so big tom hanks starred in it
- rachel: my dick is so big magellan died trying to circumnavigate it
- rachel: hey is there a better way to say this?
- rachel: Jefferson argues not from an egalitarian standpoint, claiming that African slaves are the equals of their white slave-owners, but from a practical standpoint, claiming that the practice of owning slaves is detrimental both to a man's and to a society's moral wellbeing.
- me: you know, i was expecting that to be a dick joke
- me: i'm sad it isn't
Sep
15th
Mon
15th
Here at BU, which is actually nicknamed B-Jew, it is not uncommon to see guys walking around campus wearing a yarmulke (I had to use Google to figure out how to properly spell that word). However, there is one young man whose religious headgear blows my mind. His yarmulke, rather than just being plain black, actually has the Boston University Terriers sports logo on it.
WHAT? Are there any internet Jews out there who can enlighten me as to whether this is sacrilege or not? It just seems so silly. I wonder what other religious paraphernalia features the logo. Of the Muslim girls on campus who cover their hair, none of them are concealing themselves with an image of a snarling cartoon Boston terrier. WHAT IS THE DEAL with this kid’s yarmulke?
becca, i’m not like, the jewiest jew to ever jew, so take me with a grain of kosher salt here, but i’ve seen lots of “fun” yarmulkes. very popular with little orthodox boys: yarmulkes cross-stitched with pictures of different athletic equipment (footballs, tennis rackets, baseball stuff, soccer balls). my guess is this dude just has the college version of that. sacrilege? not really. hilarious? hell yes. i wonder if they make yarmulkes that are like those beer-hats with a tube you can suck on. ultimate college jew! perhaps it would dispense manishewitz?
Sep
9th
Tue
9th
katie hakala for president
“oh my god, did you hear the news? john mccain had a heart attack and died! sarah palin is the new presidential candidate! and she already named her running mate: satan.”
- my roommate, upon my return home
Aug
5th
Tue
5th
Man Calls 911 for Incorrect Subway Order
(via etrangere) bahahahahahahahahaha
everything about this is gold
