December 2008
1 post
November 2008
1 post
Bacon Scarf! →
what i’m knitting my boyfriend for christmas! hardest knitting project i’ve ever undertaken.
(becca, i’m posting this for you)
October 2008
3 posts
i like my presidents like i like i like my coffee... →
YTMND - Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading →
Wooster Collective: The "Village Pet Store And... →
i’ve never been jazzed about banksy until now. i might have to check this out this weekend.
September 2008
3 posts
why i keep AIM around
rachel: my dick is so big carrie bradshaw dated it on and off for six seasons before eventually marrying it
me: my dick is so big that when i lost my virginity i created the universe
rachel: my dick is so big it went platinum
me: my dick is so big that its work has been translated into forty-six languages and it has been invited to speak at many prestigious universities
me: my dick is so big it has an entourage of smaller dicks that follow it around and get its coffee
rachel: my dick is so big peter jackson had to make it a trilogy to fit in all the important plot points
rachel: my dick is so big tom hanks starred in it
rachel: my dick is so big magellan died trying to circumnavigate it
rachel: hey is there a better way to say this?
rachel: Jefferson argues not from an egalitarian standpoint, claiming that African slaves are the equals of their white slave-owners, but from a practical standpoint, claiming that the practice of owning slaves is detrimental both to a man's and to a society's moral wellbeing.
me: you know, i was expecting that to be a dick joke
me: i'm sad it isn't
etrangere:
Here at BU, which is actually nicknamed B-Jew, it is not uncommon to see guys walking around campus wearing a yarmulke (I had to use Google to figure out how to properly spell that word). However, there is one young man whose religious headgear blows my mind. His yarmulke, rather than just being plain black, actually has the Boston University Terriers sports logo on it.
WHAT? Are...
katie hakala for president
“oh my god, did you hear the news? john mccain had a heart attack and died! sarah palin is the new presidential candidate! and she already named her running mate: satan.”
- my roommate, upon my return home
August 2008
4 posts
dude
i love whiskey but hate regret
how to remedy this?!
Man Calls 911 for Incorrect Subway Order →
(via etrangere) bahahahahahahahahaha
everything about this is gold
ratatat - kennedy
ratatat has a new album out and...
life in western mass is sweet
today i got a fancy haircut (read: one i didn’t give myself in the bathroom) and reveled in the wonders of my new neighborhood. now i’m listening to the pixies, looking at listings for adoptable kittens, and making these, since my housemates won’t let me bake faster then they can eat, and we have finally almost polished off the blueberry crumb muffins i made earlier this week.
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Hi sexy ladies check me out Beautyfull liers →
the stream of consciousness here is really quite impressive and modernist.
rachel is cruising craigslist and keeps sending me links to the most ridiculous humans alive. the best part, as she points out? somewhere, someone in the deepest recesses of the internet is reading these and going, “mmmm i gotta break me off a piece of that.”
I AM A PLAYYYYERRR!!!!!!!!!!! →
oh my god everybody date this dude
all i’ve been doing while waiting for my boss to get back from florida is reading, knitting and cooking. and yes, before you ask, i am looking into getting a kitten. JUST ONE THOUGH.
40-year-old suspect held in gruesome Manitoba bus... →
eek.
July 2008
8 posts
things i did last week in a room containing two...
(firstly i think it is fair to defend myself by saying that the NYS summer writers institute provides its participants with free booze and baked goods every night, and after a month of this i had become slightly unhinged) - realized the back-slit in my skirt hit dangerously close to ass-exposing territory. did nothing to fix this. - told a very dirty story, the punchline of which involved me...
With No Frills or Tuition, a College Draws Notice... →
this sort of touches on several of the issues of my rapidly growing list of beef i have with higher education in general.
my least favorite verb
i can’t believe i’m doing this.
in any case…’sup, bitches?